"She's sensitive about her head because of the grease." - Maya Angelou, on Maya Rudolph
"Spending time with you is like having writer's block while filling out a madlib." - Mahatma Gandhi, to Gandalf
"It's my mother's birthday, I bought her a rug!" - Lindsay Lohan
"I don't know if I want to dance to a film about incest." - Ryan Seacrest
"If I ever find another Leprechaun in a bottle, he's going straight to the recycling bin!" - Leonard Nimoy
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