After Arrested Development was canceled, I've been having trouble finding a satisfying televisual replacement*, and so I've come up with some suggestions for programs that would satiate my post-AD needs:
The Michael Cera Silverman Program
Saturday Night Michael Cera
The Michael Cera Files
CSI: Michael Cera
Dirty Sexy Michael Cera
Little People, Big Michael Cera
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Michael Cera!
Tom goes to Michael Cera
Law and Michael Cera
America’s Next Top Michael Cera
A Shot of Michael Cera with Tila Tequila
Michael Cera’s Funniest Home Videos
6 Feet Under Michael Cera
Michael Cera’s Clues
Michael Cera’s Anatomy
So You Think Michael Cera Can Dance?
Will and Michael Cera
Sex and Michael Cera
Michael Cera and Michael Cera
Michael Cera Montana
That’s So Michael Cera
Boy Meets Michael Cera
Michael Cera Pains
Queer Michael Cera for the Straight Michael Cera
The Big Comfy Michael Cera
Hey, Michael Cera!
Michael Cera Loves Raymond
Whose Line Is It, Michael Cera?
Clarissa Explains Michael Cera
Who Wants to be Michael Cera?
Michael Cera in the Middle
Malcolm in the Michael Cera
Fairly Michael Cera Parents
Ugly Michael Cera
Days of Michael Cera's Lives
It's Always Sunny in Michael Cera
The Whitest Michael Cera U'Know
Pimp My Michael Cera
The Price is Michael Cera
Deal, or Michael Cera?
Big Blue Michael Cera
The Secret Life of an American Michael Cera
Michael Cera House Wives
Michael Cera Talk with Sue Johanson
The Antique Michael Cera Show
The Busy World of Michael Cera
Teenage Mutant Michael Cera
Networks, your move.
*bald-faced lie
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02 December 2010
24 March 2010
Pick-Up Lines You Could Use on Your Mom, If You Were Into That Kind of Thing:
-"I think sexy runs in our family."
-"I miss breast-feeding."
-"I've wanted to be inside you since I left the womb."
I really should not be allowed out of... or in the house.
-"I miss breast-feeding."
-"I've wanted to be inside you since I left the womb."
I really should not be allowed out of... or in the house.
17 March 2010
hilarious quotes, made even more hilarious by attributing them to the wrong people:
"when it's true love, even a moment is enough, Taffy." - Airman Warlock
07 March 2010
fictional characters from teevee shows that I basically am:
1. Lindsay Weir from Freaks and Geeks^'
2. Liz Lemon from 30 Rock*^
3. Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm*
4. Daria Morgendorffer from Daria*^
5. April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation^
6. Mel from The Flight of the Conchords^
7. Abed Nadir from Community
8. Brendon Small from Home Movies
9. Malcolm Wilkerson from Malcolm in the Middle
10. George-Michael Bluth from Arrested Development*
11. Daisy Steiner from Spaced
12. Velma Dace Dinkley from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!*^'
*has glasses
^brown-haired lady
'portrayed by Linda Cardellini in live-action form
I don't have any pictures from the Daria year.
1. I've tried to debate it ever since I realized how irritating she is, but I was friends with mathletes in high school before deciding I was "too cool" (sorry guys) for them and started hanging with an "alternative" crowd (if watching Jag är nyfiken - gul counts as "alternative"). I also wore an army jacket. But come on, am I really that much of a buzzkill?
2.Being Liz Lemon is more like a goal than a reality. But I do eat an awful lot of cheese. And wear man-clothes. Half-way there!
3.This is what I would be like if I had already gotten past that whole "money making" stage. Meaning, the scant social skills I currently have would completely disintegrate. Sounds like a plan, Janet.
4.Daria is a little cooler than I will ever be (I totally could never rock the Doc Martens the way she does),but we both do have kind of monotone voices in that deep-for-a-woman-range, and we are both almost exclusively sarcastic to the point that genuine social exchanges become infeasible. Also the fact I used to watch Daria in elementary school must count for something.
5. People I don't even know very well tell me that I remind them of "that girl from that Office spin-off." April has inspired me to pursue a career in stand-up comedy… someday.
6. I am so sorry, Ethan Fogus.
7. Oh god, I know who Abed is based on (though sadly not personally). The curious incident of the girl with the undiagnosed case of butt-patties, indeed. I also watch way too much television.
8. I kind of wish I had been more Brendon-like when I was in fourth grade. There is proof of story-, newspaper-, and play-writing, but movie-making was not until two years down the line. And I really hope I'm not that bossy.
9. I never watched the last few seasons, but please tell me that Malclom does not drop out of school on account of how his genius allows for him to write such witty, insightful blogs and spend so many hours doing things others would perceive as too sedentary and lethargic, but that this keen intelligence ultimately distracts him from his homework. Or earning a diploma.
10. I'm really kind of grateful that I do not have an oppositely-gendered cousin in the same age range. There are possibilities in that field that do not need to be examined.
11. Those scenes where she was trying to concentrate on writing... who needs essays... I should really watch Spaced again.
12. People compare me to Velma when they are done with being creative. Sure, I say, "Where are my glasses?" a lot more than the average person. But that's just because you guys keep hiding them!
2. Liz Lemon from 30 Rock*^
3. Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm*
4. Daria Morgendorffer from Daria*^
5. April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation^
6. Mel from The Flight of the Conchords^
7. Abed Nadir from Community
8. Brendon Small from Home Movies
9. Malcolm Wilkerson from Malcolm in the Middle
10. George-Michael Bluth from Arrested Development*
11. Daisy Steiner from Spaced
12. Velma Dace Dinkley from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!*^'
*has glasses
^brown-haired lady
'portrayed by Linda Cardellini in live-action form
I don't have any pictures from the Daria year.
1. I've tried to debate it ever since I realized how irritating she is, but I was friends with mathletes in high school before deciding I was "too cool" (sorry guys) for them and started hanging with an "alternative" crowd (if watching Jag är nyfiken - gul counts as "alternative"). I also wore an army jacket. But come on, am I really that much of a buzzkill?
2.Being Liz Lemon is more like a goal than a reality. But I do eat an awful lot of cheese. And wear man-clothes. Half-way there!
3.This is what I would be like if I had already gotten past that whole "money making" stage. Meaning, the scant social skills I currently have would completely disintegrate. Sounds like a plan, Janet.
4.Daria is a little cooler than I will ever be (I totally could never rock the Doc Martens the way she does),but we both do have kind of monotone voices in that deep-for-a-woman-range, and we are both almost exclusively sarcastic to the point that genuine social exchanges become infeasible. Also the fact I used to watch Daria in elementary school must count for something.
5. People I don't even know very well tell me that I remind them of "that girl from that Office spin-off." April has inspired me to pursue a career in stand-up comedy… someday.
6. I am so sorry, Ethan Fogus.
7. Oh god, I know who Abed is based on (though sadly not personally). The curious incident of the girl with the undiagnosed case of butt-patties, indeed. I also watch way too much television.
8. I kind of wish I had been more Brendon-like when I was in fourth grade. There is proof of story-, newspaper-, and play-writing, but movie-making was not until two years down the line. And I really hope I'm not that bossy.
9. I never watched the last few seasons, but please tell me that Malclom does not drop out of school on account of how his genius allows for him to write such witty, insightful blogs and spend so many hours doing things others would perceive as too sedentary and lethargic, but that this keen intelligence ultimately distracts him from his homework. Or earning a diploma.
10. I'm really kind of grateful that I do not have an oppositely-gendered cousin in the same age range. There are possibilities in that field that do not need to be examined.
11. Those scenes where she was trying to concentrate on writing... who needs essays... I should really watch Spaced again.
12. People compare me to Velma when they are done with being creative. Sure, I say, "Where are my glasses?" a lot more than the average person. But that's just because you guys keep hiding them!
04 March 2010
If Travis Bickle Used Pick-Up Lines, Some Pick-Up Lines That He Might Use:
-"You know what I think about you? You're scum. Do you want to go to a dirty movie with me?"
-"You have beautiful eyes. I'd assassinate a presidential candidate for you."
-"If you were a child prostitute coerced into selling your pre-teenage body on the street for dope money, and my presidential candidate assassination plans fell through, I'd totally kill your pimp/part-time-lover, and two other guys who were there, for you."
-"You have beautiful eyes. I'd assassinate a presidential candidate for you."
-"If you were a child prostitute coerced into selling your pre-teenage body on the street for dope money, and my presidential candidate assassination plans fell through, I'd totally kill your pimp/part-time-lover, and two other guys who were there, for you."
19 February 2010
things that are "my life":
-Sweden
-Herman Melville
-plain ramen
-sledding
-purchasing children's VHS tapes at Half Price Books
-Herman Melville
-plain ramen
-sledding
-purchasing children's VHS tapes at Half Price Books
02 February 2010
it's time to go grocery shopping when:
-you don't even have any ramen left
-you've resorted to eating condiments
-Kool-Aid powder is starting to sound like a good second course
-you've resorted to eating condiments
-Kool-Aid powder is starting to sound like a good second course
31 January 2010
hilarious quotes, made even more hilarious by attributing them to the wrong people
"She's sensitive about her head because of the grease." - Maya Angelou, on Maya Rudolph
"Spending time with you is like having writer's block while filling out a madlib." - Mahatma Gandhi, to Gandalf
"It's my mother's birthday, I bought her a rug!" - Lindsay Lohan
"I don't know if I want to dance to a film about incest." - Ryan Seacrest
"If I ever find another Leprechaun in a bottle, he's going straight to the recycling bin!" - Leonard Nimoy
"Spending time with you is like having writer's block while filling out a madlib." - Mahatma Gandhi, to Gandalf
"It's my mother's birthday, I bought her a rug!" - Lindsay Lohan
"I don't know if I want to dance to a film about incest." - Ryan Seacrest
"If I ever find another Leprechaun in a bottle, he's going straight to the recycling bin!" - Leonard Nimoy
11 November 2009
songs that are inherently funny to me
-"Private Eyes" by Hall & Oates
-"D.A.N.C.E." by Justice
-"Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
-"End of the Road" by Boyz II Men
-"Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode
-"The Final Countdown" by Europe
-"Dust in the Wind" by Kansas
-"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
-"Peg" by Steely Dan
-"Come Sail Away" by Styx
-"D.A.N.C.E." by Justice
-"Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
-"End of the Road" by Boyz II Men
-"Just Can't Get Enough" by Depeche Mode
-"The Final Countdown" by Europe
-"Dust in the Wind" by Kansas
-"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors
-"Peg" by Steely Dan
-"Come Sail Away" by Styx
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