04 March 2010

If Travis Bickle Used Pick-Up Lines, Some Pick-Up Lines That He Might Use:

-"You know what I think about you? You're scum. Do you want to go to a dirty movie with me?"

-"You have beautiful eyes. I'd assassinate a presidential candidate for you."

-"If you were a child prostitute coerced into selling your pre-teenage body on the street for dope money, and my presidential candidate assassination plans fell through, I'd totally kill your pimp/part-time-lover, and two other guys who were there, for you."

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