02 December 2010

ABANDONED JOKES: An Aborted Stand-Up Routine I Found in a Folder on my Computer
(I Think It Holds Up)

After Arrested Development was canceled, I've been having trouble finding a satisfying televisual replacement*, and so I've come up with some suggestions for programs that would satiate my post-AD needs:

The Michael Cera Silverman Program
Saturday Night Michael Cera
The Michael Cera Files
CSI: Michael Cera
Dirty Sexy Michael Cera
Little People, Big Michael Cera
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Michael Cera!
Tom goes to Michael Cera
Law and Michael Cera
America’s Next Top Michael Cera
A Shot of Michael Cera with Tila Tequila
Michael Cera’s Funniest Home Videos
6 Feet Under Michael Cera
Michael Cera’s Clues
Michael Cera’s Anatomy
So You Think Michael Cera Can Dance?
Will and Michael Cera
Sex and Michael Cera
Michael Cera and Michael Cera
Michael Cera Montana
That’s So Michael Cera
Boy Meets Michael Cera
Michael Cera Pains
Queer Michael Cera for the Straight Michael Cera
The Big Comfy Michael Cera
Hey, Michael Cera!
Michael Cera Loves Raymond
Whose Line Is It, Michael Cera?
Clarissa Explains Michael Cera
Who Wants to be Michael Cera?
Michael Cera in the Middle
Malcolm in the Michael Cera
Fairly Michael Cera Parents
Ugly Michael Cera
Days of Michael Cera's Lives
It's Always Sunny in Michael Cera
The Whitest Michael Cera U'Know
Pimp My Michael Cera
The Price is Michael Cera
Deal, or Michael Cera?
Big Blue Michael Cera
The Secret Life of an American Michael Cera
Michael Cera House Wives
Michael Cera Talk with Sue Johanson
The Antique Michael Cera Show
The Busy World of Michael Cera
Teenage Mutant Michael Cera


Networks, your move.

*bald-faced lie

3 comments:

  1. One thing is clear from this, you can't get enough of Michael Cera! Michael Cera in the Middle, was a good one ( :


    I saw someone did a similar thing with title altering, Reservoir Puppies? ha ha http://misfortune-cookie.blogspot.com/2010/09/inadequatemovies.html

    Not quite sure if you're looking for other quirky tv-shows (or it was just a joke), but I recommend trying "Twitch City"(1998-2000). Unfortunately the episode on youtube "Planet of the Cats" is probably the weakest of the 13 30min episodes that were made. IMO the other episodes are great. Pretty obscure, but has a cult following.

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  2. I actually have found TOO MANY quirky tv shows post-AD (which is the show that I could say spurred my terrible addiction to the medium), and have stopped watching any of it for the past month (until winter break, which is in a week), but I am freakin' excited for "Twitch City," from the little information provided on its wikipedia page.

    there seems to be a lacking of good torrents for it, but this awesome rental place in Seattle - Scarecrow Video - has it on DVD, so while visiting family over the holidays I will definitely check it out. excited!

    and I'm not sure exactly what I was intending with those Michael Cera puns (I was vaguely obsessed with him when I was fifteen, and jokes about that fixation have lasted longer than the infatuation itself), but one of the best places to go for movie title puns would have to be various comment threads on AV Club articles.

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  3. I managed to see all the Twitch City ep on youtube, before they got deleted. Good luck locating the dvds.
    If you do see it, I'd be curious to read what you thought of the show ( :

    I don't know much about AV club yet (although I actually have a link on my blog)

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